<nettime> anybody knowing how much a Zizek gig costs?

[John Young]

Depends on how many persons are invited to a dinner to watch him
eat ravenously and monologue, eat and razor, eat and slash, eat and
disembowel.

Bring a largish wallet, he can empty awesome buckets while expounding
torrents of verbal mesmer.

Push back your chair toward the end, there will be a thunderous acidic
belch, a roving eye will lock onto a hypnotized female as an eagle
spies a rodent, then, swoosh, off he will fly scattering crumbs and
clouds of halitosis, the ecstatic untenured feebly yodeling.

The performance is worth every centavo, and there's nothing to match
it from a stage without food to energize his engine or with lumbering
idiots trying to sabotage his Formula 1 casanovaic.

There will be blood when his manifold servants complete their theses
of warlockery.